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That jerking-off face goes down in history (his, apparently)

Just to prove one point -- it takes love to perfect sex for it's a two-sided thing (sorry about the "thing" thing, got affected by its language) -- it burns a great Hollywood casting (I guess quite some strings pulled?). From Don Jon, you gotta see a package of favourites -- Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore(OMG!), Anne Hathaway and Channing Tatum (the two just appeared for... like... 30 seconds? as protagonists in a "film" within the film, demonstrating what the prototypical love story is: love at the first sight, be together, encounter conflicts, sort the things out and from then on live happily ever after). 

First impression: monologue-driven, from 2:04 to 3:50, from 7:40 to 9:30, from 13:15 to 14:15.... I've lost my count. And it makes people wonder if Pornhub sponsored it (Combined the appearances of searches and websites, approximately 4 to 5 times). Leading character Jon, who is a thoroughly different man (a classic Libra who always manages to make me puke) with either Arthur from Inception or Tom from 500 Days of Summer, plays a real-life person, just as the Black Widow plays hers in this movie (But I define "attractiveness" differently, her character from Vicky Cristina Barcelona would be the type I pursued if I were a man, at least for a once-in-a-while vacation). It is overall a light-hearted movie, but I'm not so into it, the plot.

Rather, I'm amazed by the uncertain whereabouts of the elegant, profound nature these actors and actresses usually display in their works. If you pay attention, even slightly (in the condition that you're a movie addict), it's not difficult to find the distinct language domain and the intonation they adopted this time, their way of dressing blending into the street culture. This type of Western films is rare for Americans, and I am inclined to say that it carries some Spanish footprints. Fun to watch, but not interesting enough to dig.